Babies, have you ever had a day when everything you put your hands on seemed to go wrong? You got up in the mornin’ with good intentions, feelin’ good, and then, Wham! It all started goin’ downhill. It felt like somebody was followin’ you around tryin’ to undo everything you tried…
You Never Know Who’s Watching
My dad used to say to always be on your best behavior, because you never know who is watching you. I have found that to be true. Just the other day, I was in line at the grocery store, and I was in a little bit of a hurry because…
When Life Gives you Lemons
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I know y’all have heard that before, but I’m about to expand on that a little bit. When life gives you lemons, make your lemonade, child, but you don’t have to open a stand and try to sell those lemons to everybody! You…
De-Fence Defenses
The Lord just put this song on my heart this morning. I know it’s kinda long, but just let it play while you’re reading this, and I believe it’ll put a pep in your step. You know, every time the Lord wakes you up in the morning, he builds a…
How to Flunk a Class
How to Flunk a Class For best results, follow directions carefully. Side effects include apathy, poor long-term vision, inability to focus, and giving up. Physical Classrooms: Don’t come to class for the first week or two When you do come, arrive at least 20 minutes late every day Sit in…
Whatcha Lookin’ For?
I was out shoppin’ the other day, lookin’ and lookin’ for a top to go with a particular outfit. I finally found one that I liked, bought it, and brought it home. Don’t you know that the very next day, I was goin’ through my closet, and discovered that I…